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shaktool


	I type the word "penis" so rarely that sometimes I forget how to and it comes out "penus". I kinda like my version better. But anyway, nobody ever uses that word for some reason that I can't fathom. They'll always use "cock", "dick", "wang", "member", "thing", "corndog", "man-missile", "flesh flute", "joystick", "bilbo baggins", "excalibur"... I guess they're less scary? Funnier? But really, "penis" is a perfectly good word on its own. "Hey, dude." "Yeah?" "I like your penis." "Hey, thanks man. Likewise." There, that wasn't so bad, was it? That's an acceptable use of the word between any two gay or straight men (but not between a gay man and a straight man, that would be awkward). I am considering writing some open source code for a drawing program. Current Music: Stemage - Metroid Metal Prime Intro/Menu Theme

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	From: bewaremybrain	Date: November 30th, 2006 08:40 pm (UTC)		(Link)

"Bilbo Baggins?" I think I'd pay to hear a guy refer to his penis as that in serious. I mean, not only does that just sound silly, but isn't that kinda anti-machismo? After all, aren't boys supposed to try to make themselves appear to have huge cocks or whatever? A hobbit doesn't sound like the best thing to call a penis, as hobbits are kinda small and lazy. Then again, living in holes... Meh. Not having one, I guess I can't conjecture or criticize.

Also, many people I know actually use the word "penis" just as often as they use the word "cock."

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	From: shaktool	Date: November 30th, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Mine turns invisible when I put a ring on it.

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	From: shaktool	Date: November 30th, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)		(Link)

...good for sneak attacks...

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	From: bewaremybrain	Date: November 30th, 2006 08:47 pm (UTC)		(Link)

*headdesks*

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	From: etotheipi	Date: November 30th, 2006 10:37 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Hey, I like your penis.

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	From: chrisamaphone	Date: December 1st, 2006 04:45 am (UTC)		(Link)

Thanks!

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	From: alanv	Date: November 30th, 2006 08:40 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Hey, dude. I like your penis.

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	From: shaktool	Date: November 30th, 2006 08:51 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Ahh, thank you! ^_^ I really wasn't sure what to do with it. My parents gave it to me a long time ago and it has mostly just been sitting around, but I figured I ought to dig it out and put it on display here. And best of all, it matches the carpet AND the drapes! I'm glad you like it!

You should get one too. Or has yours been hiding all this time too?

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	From: bewaremybrain	Date: November 30th, 2006 08:53 pm (UTC)		(Link)

*snorts Coke out her nose and continues cackling uncontrollably as she searches vainly for Kleenex*

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	From: darling_undo	Date: December 1st, 2006 03:46 am (UTC)		(Link)

I use the word penis all the time. I am more uncomfortable saying dick, however.

Also, once, while asking what instument my gay friend played, my grandfather suggested he play the flesh flute. Pretty awesome.

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From: (Anonymous)	Date: December 3rd, 2006 04:22 pm (UTC)		(Link)
hiya :)

ahem ahem, P-E-N-I-S... penis. there :)

now, look up regina spektor, you would like her

so long :D

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From: shaktool	Date: December 3rd, 2006 05:20 pm (UTC)		(Link)
Re: hiya :)

I use my masterful powers of intuition to determine that you are my sister. >:)

I already know Regina Spektor, and I do like her, but I hadn't listened to "The Flowers" until yesterday. :)

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	From: illuminesce	Date: December 16th, 2006 03:36 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Late reply, but I vote to add 'love knockwurst' to the list. :D

...~ ahahaha~, sorry, I think it's funny the lack of sex-related words we have in our community. We just make something else. XD I remember actually making a silly list of words related to 'penis' that I was going to use in a fic...

But yes, that's beside the point. :D Wait... but how can you say you like their penis if you haven't seen it? '_'

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	From: shaktool	Date: December 16th, 2006 05:33 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Sent too soon

Have you seen the internet? I sure haven't. Apparently it's this big network of tubes (not a dumptruck!) or something. But I'm pretty sure that it's totally awesome, in any case. And all this great stuff comes out of it.

See, the penis is like the internet.

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